Santa

The biggest perv in the world.

"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...

Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...

Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."

"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...

Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...

Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."

by Sid Barrett September 18, 2007

Santa

A guy who breaks into your house and gives you presents but then he steals your cookies and you virginty so watch out Santa watches you why your sleeping so he's also a stalker this is great so far right! (He is real so watch out kids ;)

OH NO ITS SANTA

STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES SANTA
Santa:come lay down with me kids

by 18 and older read me November 7, 2016

Santa

Fat ass who thinks flying around and breaking into people’s houses to give them presents is ok. He wears a red suit that’s size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and has elves and reindeers as his slaves to take him places so he doesn’t have to walk. He makes them work all year round which is worst than how hitler treated the Jews(minus the killing part).He eats milk and cookies 24/7 and still manages to squeeze himself into the tiny ass sleigh.

Damn look at that whale, oh never mind that is Santa.

by fishinglover15 December 7, 2017

Santa

Fatass nigger that sneaks into your house & brings ya greedy ass kids presents.

That santa bol was fucking elfs

by suckondat November 23, 2016

Santa

Someone, something, or some event that is awesome or magical.

Our trip to Disney World was so santa.

by BandGiggles2017 February 27, 2017

Santa

A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma

Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota

by Santas’ Little Helper(s) October 17, 2018

Santa

A fake fat person that needs mental help.

"Mommy, is Santa real?" " No he's dead in your butt hole and he thinks you have issues." "Mommy,is Santa good?" "No. . . HE'S THE SATAN YOU IDIOT."

by BIGMoney44367 November 20, 2017