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A guy who breaks into your house and gives you presents but then he steals your cookies and you virginty so watch out Santa watches you why your sleeping so he's also a stalker this is great so far right! (He is real so watch out kids ;)
OH NO ITS SANTA

STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES SANTA
Santa:come lay down with me kids
by 18 and older read me November 7, 2016
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