Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
by Kyle Bucket November 03, 2010
10 Words related to milk and cookies
Another way of saying, "Fine and dandy"
Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!
by VorpalError January 24, 2011
the best medicine to be found in the kitchen
nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear
by lily June 26, 2004
Alcohol and weed.
Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.
by Nick Po. July 30, 2008
When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.
by Just_nasty July 30, 2011
When a male and female are in a romantic relationship, and the male defecates in a glass of milk (non-fat, 2%, or whole milk), giving it to her without telling her or implying that there is fecal matter submerged within.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Milk and Cookies!" "No way man! did she barf the turd out?"
by Metropolitan Lingo Researcher September 01, 2011
Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right
by Knip September 16, 2004

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