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He is ACTUALLY evil. His name is an anagram for Satan.
Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.

HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch
by 8Chris8 February 18, 2011
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The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.
(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
by -lovemetal December 11, 2007
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Santa isn't real
by Eggie g December 06, 2012
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A really fat guy who brings you presents.
Santa is so real.
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by OBJ13 March 24, 2016
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Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.
by truth February 26, 2004
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An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.
Santa is a pedofile....
by B.M.J. January 12, 2007
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Santa really exists.He's a demon/Satan.
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He is real.He is Satan.
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An actual manifestation of Satan.
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Has a pseudo-real history that blurs the lines between reality and fiction.Owned black moors as slaves.
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Santa is just but one actual manifestation of Satan.Another is Captain Planet.Yet another is the Arthurian legends which also blur the lines of reality and fiction.For a full physical manifestation see Hitler,Stalin,The Manson Family,Jeffrey Dahmer and the like.Oh yes,Santa is quite real kiddies.And he's a real pain in the ass!
Santa is but one manifestation of Satan in the form of anti-Christ propaganda.This is just one way in which Satan manifests.
/wherever the lines of reality and fiction are blurred...
Wherever religion,magick,reality,fiction,and government pagan propaganda converge,there Satan is.He is also fond of corrupting the youth as you can see so be very aware of that too.Satan often appears in fictional children's tales to propagandize them and blur the lines between reality and fiction.Isn't culture lovely?
by Man in the sunglasses September 29, 2005
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