santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....
like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!
by santas a dik May 06, 2006
move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him
santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.
by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006
Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.
Santa
Satan
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.
Satan sucks the big one.
by truth February 26, 2004
Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.
sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.
by Satan's mother December 07, 2006
the little childrens mammas and daddies
ain't no damn santa i brought them damn toys
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist
they're already sleeping so half the job is done
by kaylaashley December 29, 2003
worlds biggest lie told to children to get them to behave except for God. though this lie is not nearly as effective as god as all children eventualy realise that Santa doesn't exist at some stage while man simpletons continue there lives still convinced that the devine lord is with them always.
damn that guy is fat, bet he's got a job at the local shoping center as santa
by Aaron February 04, 2005

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