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Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.
My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.
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sandy butthole 

1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or playground you get sand in your ass
4) another obscene name to call people, places, and things
1) Timmy went to the beach and got a sandy butthole
2) with a sandy cock he entered her vagina
3) Jordan and his girl were making babies on the beach when to his surprise he got a sandy butthole
4) that little sandy butthole
sandy butthole by sandy buttholes January 6, 2008

Butt sand 

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.
Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.
Butt sand by Crey Tosby April 12, 2016

butt sand 

The sweat-soaked flecks of toilet paper that accumulate in ones' butt crack during the day. This term applies mostly to women as men's butt cracks usually contain large amounts of poop and other filthiness.
He asked me to clean off my butt sand before he would go down on me.
butt sand by big hoss June 19, 2007

Butthole in the sand

It is an butthole in the sand.
1. Dude, have you heard of the butthole in the sand.
2. Nope

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which 

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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