A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.
I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!
He is just a fool who has mental disorders. He is very committed to role playing, he is a wannabe of the best that exist.
his specialty is sucking the penis, as fast as a bullet
The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.
Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.
A ridiculously pretty, fabulous, and amazing young lady, or miss; who has a silhouette to serenade the soul. She can bestow great pleasure and happiness upon someone lucky enough to be in her grasp. Lastly, when she comes to beckon your approach, she'll swallow you whole.
Sammyundead is the greatest thing on this earth since the ness of happy was discovered.