Sam Hammer 

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

Sam Hammer by SSlayer September 12, 2011

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

Smhammered 

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

Smhammered by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).

My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.

spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010

slamhammered

The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.

- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."

slamhammered by PittPantherGirl21 May 27, 2010