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flirt

this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.
'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'
by Monkey February 20, 2005
mugGet the flirtmug.

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked
That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.
by Monkey January 8, 2005
mugGet the doucherettemug.

sororiwhore

a variation of sorostitute.
College sorority girls who enjoy promiscuous sexual activities. Easily recognizable by the smell of berm on their breath.
Damn Saturday night, and the sororiwhores are out in force.
by Monkey January 9, 2005
mugGet the sororiwhoremug.

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.
Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"
by Monkey January 12, 2008
mugGet the Lovers flumug.

farmer candy

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy
by Monkey December 14, 2003
mugGet the farmer candymug.

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.
Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"
by Monkey April 25, 2005
mugGet the Gaugemug.

nate adams

by monkey May 3, 2006
mugGet the nate adamsmug.

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