Top Definition
The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
by Karl-Artur Haag August 01, 2005
male organ (mostly used in England)
let me introduce you to John Thomas
by john cresswell June 12, 2005
Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males
Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.
#john #thomas #homosexual #penis #gay
by LVN702 August 27, 2008
Don't be such a John Thomas
#bitch made #gay #prepubescent #ignorant #gratata
by Idontcare__ December 04, 2014
1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
#sexy #athlete #gone humus #gunshow #roids rage
by Redbananaflame909090 December 25, 2013
a soft pretzel, or penis
one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas
#jizzy #johnny t #john #thomas #jizzum
by rainy night September 16, 2007
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