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Swag At Me
Get your SAM
by sexMONSTER????? April 29, 2009
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1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
by k.n.b February 05, 2008
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A man who likes to wear girls clothing and thinks its cool, usually pink in colour.
when in shops he wanders over to the girls section and strokes the fur coats.
Gay Kid:Hey look at my new vest
Cool Kid: Dude You Look Like A Sam..
Gay Kid:But Its Pink?
Cool Kid: Faggot.
by Haamanja November 30, 2008
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Acronym that stands for "Single Asian Male".
It sucks being a SAM because almost all the SAF are looking for SWM. But that's fine, because SAMs take SWFs too.
by SeeJ Mk. II December 15, 2006
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The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.
Man #1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam
by LongrodVonHugendongg January 01, 2009
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13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.
(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend
by stacy h September 02, 2010
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guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
You're such a sam.
by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 12, 2011
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