A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.
Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
by blogger453 February 19, 2013
Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass
Sam: approaching a girl
Girl: reject before he says hi
by rapeyomommmaq August 29, 2012
Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
Soft as a motherfucker. Opposite of hard as a mother fucker
Peter Loparo is going S.A.M. at this party!
by Alex Santoliquido April 02, 2011
usually a stupid fuck who tells people he loves them then leaves them with in a few weeks. normally isnt very intelligent, and is very unattractive. NOBODY! likes him because hes a gay douche.
girl 1- ew look at him!
girl 2- he looks just like a sam!
by samual hater December 29, 2011
Usually attracted to men. Enjoys being the girl in the relationship. He knows when its time to take a good pounding. Not afraid to take one for the team,from the whole team. enjoys to take long walks on the nude gay beaches. Knows his way with a dick at all times and not afraid to get down on all fours for any man.
I saw you getting so sam with those guys last night

i saw you get down and take it like sam
by the black momba October 18, 2011

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