A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.
Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."
by the_penzance May 08, 2014
A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
A 15 year old child obsessed with anime fantasy. No real life but thinks that passing basic classes makes him smart when passing basic classes is actually akin to epically failing all normal classes. Hates cats but ironically owns THREE. curly brown hair. bad breath. reeks glasses. owns several thousand japanese katanas. to sum it all up he'll look like a wookie with samurai pants on.
B. "dude sam is speaking japanese again"
Sam "Teryaki suzuki toyota honda civic!!!"
B. "oh crap now he's got his sword out"
Sam "aaggggghhhhhh!!!!"
*trips and stabs himself on sword*
Sam "Konichiwaaaaaa........"
by Bkonop November 03, 2011
Soft as a motherfucker. Opposite of hard as a mother fucker
Peter Loparo is going S.A.M. at this party!
by Alex Santoliquido April 02, 2011
13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.
(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend
by stacy h September 02, 2010
Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.
"What did you do last night?"

"Went to see SAM!"

"How was she?"

"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"
by Big Josh Stud February 25, 2010

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