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64.
S-secretly
W-we
A-are
G-gay
P1-Joe has a lot of swag
P2- I know he came out yesterday. I wonder how long he's been in the closet
P1- I KNOW!!!! HE'S REALLY GAY!!!!
by Longefellow atendee February 01, 2012
 
65.
A poor exucse for what teenagers call style.
Teen #1
Bro you have so much swag

Teen #2 I know swag fa days

Idiots.
by AshleyMclovin January 15, 2012
 
66.
Swag is the semen from when two men have anal sex and the 'bottom', who's receiving the sperm from the other, keeps the semen (swag) inside him before showering. If someone says they have 'swag' they mean they've recently engaged in homosexual activities, still have the swag in their rectum and haven't yet showered.
Guy 1: I have so much swag.
Guy 2: No-one wants to know.
by Harlequinist/Sluth December 20, 2013
 
67.
Swag is either

1: A dumb ass wigger teen who fails at exams and wears shitty clothes that makes him look like a fucking retard
2: A stupid high pitched male boy who watches pewdiepie and all those other annoying ass video game players on YouTube.
3: The act of "coming out of the closet"
johnny: I GOT SO MUCH SWAG! SWAGALICIOUS SWAGimasterbatetomyselfinfrontofthemirrorALICIOUS!
Dave: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOVE YOUR SLOT GLASSES UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS!!!
by BOZKYRKYZTASHYTSOSSOS November 07, 2013
 
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Wow, people are ignorant. The word swag has been around since the 1500's. Which you would know if you picked up a real book once in awhile. Or hell even looked at the lamps/lights section at Home Depo or Lowes.

Swag has two meanings.

1. Illegally acquired goods.

2. to sway or sag. Like a Hanging Swag Lamp/light. Remember those horrible glass grape lights from the 60's at grandma's house? Those are a type of swag lights.
Pirates used it in old movies and books, which leads me to believe it only got popular because of losers who jumped on the shitty pirate bandwagon since PotC came out. The same goes for all of those other "new" and "cool" words/sayings; some douche bag copied it and pretended it was original. Come on people just look at TV, originality is dead and people are just ripping of works of those long dead, since the dead can't sue.
My friend showed me how to put up and swag my curtains, so they all hung evenly in the middle.
Back at their hideout, the pirates split the swag between them.
by Ignorance is Bliss October 14, 2013
 
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Swag as slang-

Swag, slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman

Swag, slang originating from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion). The word was altered in the English language to mean "the way one presents oneself".

Swag, promotional items given away at trade fairs and events

The phrase "He/She has swag." only makes literary sense if taken as follows: "He/She has (a way to present oneself as an individual)."

Other uses-

Swag Stick, a short cane carried by a military officer.

Sources: Websters Dictionary and Wikipedia.
1: "That man's got some serious swagger!"

2: "Don't point it out! Maybe he has a gimp leg or something."

1: "Or he's Scottish?"

2: "With a peg-leg?"

1: "That must be it."
by Voidn August 10, 2013
 
70.
Sex

With
A

Ginger
Man 1:Dude, i have alot of swag
Man 2: You had sex with a ginger???
by bendover69 March 14, 2013