A term attributed to fast food employees who think they are hot shit, but are in fact nothing but a cold fart.
Your douchebag friend who works at McDonalds: "Hey bro I got swag"
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...
by Hey Scotty, Jesus Man October 24, 2012

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Secretely.We.Are.Geese
Illuminati: Genius!
Leader: Disguising yourself as geese? That is so smart! S.W.A.G For life.
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Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!12345678910 May 26, 2016

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A term used when homosexuality was not widely accepted; used in the US and U.K.

Secretly
We
Are
Gay
Lol im so Swag. Do you even have swag m8?
by Not so young at all moola. June 25, 2016

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Something you don't have.
Swagfag: I hav so much swag!
Smart Person: No you don't.
by Bada$$ $wag August 01, 2016

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SWAG is the way you carry yourself around other homosexuals. To swag you must be able to walk with your pants around your ankles, that way other swaggers can recognize you behind the shades and the tilted snapback, two key accessories that make up the SWAG uniform. Swag is larger than life and should translate to everything you do, the way you talk, act, EVERYTHING. The main purpose is to be credited as a fresh, clean and fly individual. A victim of SWAG tends to draw a lot of attention to themselves, just like a car accident or a wildfire.
Swag fool: "I’m so fly!"
Random person: "Shut the f** up!"
by swag wag October 26, 2015

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One of the highest forms of stupidity there is, just below YOLO.
Guy: I've got SWAG!!!
Girl (Thinking): This guy is an idiot.
by Roythedragonslayer June 30, 2015

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