SPONGE MONKEY 

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

SPONGE MONKEY by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

sponge monkey 

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

sponge monkey by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004

sponge monkey 

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

sponge monkey by dpo June 21, 2004

sponge monkey 

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

sponge monkey by Chicken March 19, 2004

sponge monkey 

A small creature that evolves from a used feminine hygiene pad.

"You should clean your bathroom because there are sponge monkeys everywhere. You dirty slut."

sponge monkey by ISAAC THE GREEN March 24, 2004

Sponge Monkey 

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

Sponge Monkey by orc chops August 2, 2013

sponge monkey 

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

sponge monkey by matt March 7, 2004