7 definitions by dpo
Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.
"I hate Mondays."-Garfield the cat
by dpo June 21, 2004
Possibly the best (and only) dancer in Free Country, USA. He runs a concession stand will all kinds o' crazy crap. He was once accused of selling a Strong Sad voodoo doll, and wants to make the world's first catsup bomb. He is also good at fixin' stuff, like VCRs, automobiles, marriages...the list goes on. The victim of a hotfoot-beefoot caper recently lead by The Cheat.
Bubs: Is this the part where I tear off my shirt and start flexin', much to the delight of my lady friends?
Strong Bad: No, Bubs. That's never happened before.
Strong Bad: No, Bubs. That's never happened before.
by dpo September 3, 2003
The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.
by dpo June 21, 2004
A neckless, tights-wearing kinda-guy with few words at his disposal. Strong Mad talks in yells that are sometimes incoherent. Is not very bright at all. As his name suggests, he is very strong and constantly mad, except when accompanied by his best friend, The Cheat. His brother Strong Bad seems to have some sort of control over him, but that sometimes does not last. Earlier footage shows that he did once have a bump-like head, which probably became flat due to lack of use. Not much more is known about Strong Mad, except that he mostly stays at home, possibly pummeling other brother Strong Sad, does not enjoy being filmed, and enjoys breaking stuff.
by dpo June 21, 2004
Possibly the most awesome guy on the internet today, Strong bad is a short, chubby guy with a Mexican luchadore mask with a blue gem that uncaps things (including removing hats) and a liking for pastries. He commits crimes and capers that usually fail with his partner, The Cheat. He has two brothers, Strong Mad and Strong Sad, which look nothing like each other or Strong Bad himself, for some reason. Strong Bad hails from Parts Unknown, and recieved the egg containing The Cheat by losing a ten-step footrace to Homestar Runner. Most importantly, he answers ACTUAL emails on homestarrunner.com, and hilarity ensues. Plays very bad prank calls on Marzipan and draws a notebook paper comic called Teen Girl Squad.
by dpo June 21, 2004
A pathetic, grey being with elephant feet that is constantly tortured by his brother Strong Bad. Enjoys talking to walls and trees, playing board games with other board games, and hoping that one day he could die. However, evidence shows that he was once happy with Strong Bad.
by dpo June 21, 2004
Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.
by dpo June 21, 2004