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Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.
Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.
spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009
Related Words
SPOMW Spom SOMW Somwyn spamwich Spome Spoment Spomo spow spowie

Spomered 

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.
"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."
Spomered by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Spamwanker 

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)
spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt
Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010
A towel used specifically for wiping off your penis and/or other body parts after ejaculation
Hey I just blew everywhere can you pass me that spowel

I need to wash my spowel soon
Spowel by Stacks92 April 10, 2011
Spoowag has many definitions that are widely accepted in OP, and is often shouted in the hallways at Carl Sandburg High School,and spoowag t-shirts and stickers are available.

1. n. that feeling you get after someone scares you but you realize it's a joke and you feel better but your adrenaline is still super high so you are still kind of shaking

2. n. A word you say when you are high af and everyone else around you is high too so they think it is the funniest thing ever.

3. An onomatopoeia or exclamation.

4. n. A lifestyle.

5. n. Sulfer (S) , Polonium (Po) , Oxygen (O), Tungsten (W), Silver (Ag)

6. Everything.

Look up the band Dr. Tacos and the Urine Samples for more on the founders of this word.
According to the twitter of the creator of spoowag:
"Spoowag is a spoowag."
"Drink a glass of spoowag mon."
"The only substance I am consuming is spoowag."
"Thank you very much for the spoowag I very much love the spoowag."
spoowag by kaykaychillz November 30, 2016
It’s when something is spooky but super cute at the same time.
Aww the pumpkin you carved is very spOwOky
spowoky by Ako_uwu November 10, 2018