spow 

Sex Position of the Week: a most wonderful feature on Cosmopolitain's website for those who cannot aquire the books, it provides visual aid and written instructions on sex positions that are quite out of the ordinary.

boyfriend: WOW! how the hell do you come with these things? i've lost weight since i met you.
girlfriend: it's all about the spows baby

spow by amibbdos February 6, 2007

Bloggo's Pow 

Name of a ficticious video game being sold within an anti-piracy comic from 90's by F.A.S.T (Federation Against Software Theft) in the United Kingdom.

Can be used in place of 'pirated media' or in it's shortened version, 'bloggo'.

"That DVD you bought from the local car-boot sale has really bad video quality. It's a load of old Bloggo's Pow!"

Bloggo's Pow by b_uk October 10, 2018

Spowel 

A towel used specifically for wiping off your penis and/or other body parts after ejaculation

Hey I just blew everywhere can you pass me that spowel

I need to wash my spowel soon

Spowel by Stacks92 April 10, 2011

spowoky 

It’s when something is spooky but super cute at the same time.

Aww the pumpkin you carved is very spOwOky

spowoky by Ako_uwu November 10, 2018

spown 

to super power own.

It's like when you beat someone in arm wrestling or something and then you yell, "SPOWNED!" at the person in an effort to verbally defeat them as well as physically.

spown by bgilbert23 June 14, 2007

spownie 

A Spownie is just another word for loner or loser.
Basically a kid who doesn't have many friends, always seems to be by himself and doesn't know how to socialise.
There is also an Up-Town Spownie which is a spownie who thinks they're really great and has loads of mateys, but actually...bless them, it's not like that atall.

"Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for that kid. It can't be easy being a spownie at the age 15"

spownie by tablesauce...mmm yeah October 11, 2006

spowl

half spider, half owl. spowl.

a spowl is a scary ass thing.

spowl by mkaydre November 17, 2019