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1. twunt
n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy Nov 10, 2003 share this
2. Twunt
A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
by World of Weird Jul 10, 2003 share this
3. twunt
a combination of twat and cunt used as an insult, originally used by Justin & Jason in 1999.
you are a stupid twunt
4. TWUNT
a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.
My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.
5. twunt
Slang term for the vagina used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. Formed from the first two letters of 'twat' and the last three of 'cunt'.
"That twunt got that fit bird twunted and got hold of her twunt last Saturday. The dirty twunt."

6. Twunt
A word devisted by Planet Sound head honcho John Earls, in a 2/10 review for Boy Kill Boy.
Methinks the word "twunt" is the only way you can get close to calling members of BKB a twat and a cunt without being fired...
7. Twunt
A mixture between a twat and a cunt.

If your girl is worst than a twat but not as bad as a cunt you become angered and blurt out TWUNT!!!

Also can be used to refer to a male.

"I am gonna twunt punt you."


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