n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003
This word is used when someone is so much of a twat and cunt that you simply need both words to adequately describe them.
by Turtle dick July 05, 2017
by Justin Mich September 14, 2006
Slang term for the vagina used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. Formed from the first two letters of 'twat' and the last three of 'cunt'.
by Brian Munich October 29, 2006
Union of two glorious words, producing amusing bastard offspring with a general meaning similar to fuckwit. A neologism from 1997, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend's mother, who, whilst berating one of our friends, uttered the immortal words:
by mistagorilla September 24, 2006
a noun, referring to someone who is neither a twat or a cunt, but a fifty-fifty mixture of both. Also, can be used as a term to describe a girl who is extremely moody due to the beginning of her menstrual cycle or a male who becomes extremely emotional while drinking.
"Damn, my girlfriend bitched at me all night long about not calling her last night while I was out getting smashed with my boys. I wish she would quit acting like such a twunt!"
by Ashleigh Guinn December 24, 2008