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n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003

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A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003

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The act of simultaneously being a cunt and a twat
"Nic is such a twunt"
by jt1199 June 03, 2015

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When a person was so vile, that one insult was not enough, the word Twunt was born.

Half Twat, Half C*nt.
OMG MY EX HUSBAND IS SUCH A TWUNT!!!
by YourSuperExGirlfriend August 24, 2010

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a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.
My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.
by blueyedimples July 01, 2009

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An unpleasant, irritable and largely annoying homo sapien who is a perfect combination of a twat and a cunt.
Abbie is such a twunt!
by Private Lewis December 24, 2016

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You are a massive twunt
I dunno if your a cunt or twat so therefore your a twunt
by B.Berryz October 01, 2016

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