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fuh'spensive 

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.
I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.
fuh'spensive by tjc77 October 6, 2010

Sexspensive 

When something is so exspensive the only way you could possibly get it is by sleeping with the owner.
FRIEND 1: "I love that necklace".
FRIEND 2: "Ooh, that's sexspensive".
Sexspensive by TheRing August 15, 2008

ssspensive 

Is something that is so over the top fabulous and just amazing, but not necessarily expensive. Various items can be ssspensive, people can also be ssspensive.
Girl that long liz jacket is wayyy ssspensive.

My friends and I, we're so ssspensive.
ssspensive by kiebler May 19, 2009

sexpensive

when a prostitute costs more than you can afford.
"no thanks your too sexpensive"
sexpensive by NinjaCheese123 May 31, 2009
For the ignorant and lazy that mean to say expensive.
That purse is too spensive.
spensive by bobo the clown May 11, 2003

'Spensive 

i'd get it, but it's 'spensive
'Spensive by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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