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SMPwork (-0.189)
by Shafty-Sex June 15, 2012
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SMPsex (-0.054)
suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )
A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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smpsex (-0.277)
"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.
Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp
by Davey Crockette November 27, 2011
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S.M.P.sex (-0.906)
Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."
"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"

girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"

"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"

"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."
by midgetgoggles March 02, 2008
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SMPinternet (-0.717)
Shit My Pants. In rebellion to the absolute overindulgence of LOL in texts, twitter, email, facebook etc, SMP is to be used in its place... If people were laughing out loud as often as they use the term there would be no war, the world may in fact end because no one would be doing anything but laughing out loud. Therefore SMP is to replace LOL. And only to be used if you are in fact shitting your pants.
Over Text Message-
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming

Kathyrn: holy shit SMP

Kristie: Literally SMP
by Mollie Connelly August 02, 2009
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smpname (-0.002)
That girl has some major SMP.
by mR.siNiSTer October 08, 2006
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SMPinternet (-0.129)
Shit My Pants laughing. Due to the overuse and abuse of laughter related, played out texting abbreviations (e.g. LOL, ROTFL, Ha, etc.), the holy grail of laughing, but ACTAULLY laughing is, Shit My Pants laughing. This is elegantly denoted with the anecdote, SMP.
Mike: Oh man, WTF Parker. You banged my mom last night?
Parker: SMP yeah, I was drunk and needed a booty call.
by A.K. FRE$H March 25, 2010
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