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shit my pants
or
#shitmypants
Danny - "HOLY CRAP. I JUST SAW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3."
John - "I ALMOST SMP WHEN I SAW IT."

or
like when tweeting

John - just saw paranormal activity 3!

#shitmypants
by hylander1 October 25, 2011
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"Wait hang on guys I just SMP, BRB."
by wushukid February 17, 2014
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Shorten for Small penis man. A person who has a very small penis (Under 5 centimeters when hard).
DaOPEL is a small penis man.
WOW look at that small penis man, but DaOPEL is still the smallest small penis man.
by Gaylord Foker February 04, 2003
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a brand of clothing try-hard skaters wear to look kewl.
i iz smp skater bro, i'll kickflip up to this ledge and look kewl, fo' shizzle my nizzle!
by Squatdog October 27, 2003
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An acronym that stands for "Shit My Pants", used to convey an overwhelming feeling of hilarity in a textual exchange.
Jim sent a picture of his garbled package tea bagging Melissa. I responded with "SMP!!!", because lol just wouldn't do.
by creatorcreator September 19, 2009
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SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
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A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).
If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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