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SMP
Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.
I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.
by Anonymous February 04, 2003
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SMP
SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
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SMP
"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS
Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?
by wackocasper July 10, 2008
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SMP
SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
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26.
SMP
suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )
A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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SMP
A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).
If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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28.
SMP
Stealth Master Productions is what SMP stands for. It is used by many people who know Stealth Master.
I went to SMP last night, did you ?
by Ownage+ December 12, 2005
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