SMP
Shit My Pants. In rebellion to the absolute overindulgence of LOL in texts, twitter, email, facebook etc, SMP is to be used in its place... If people were laughing out loud as often as they use the term there would be no war, the world may in fact end because no one would be doing anything but laughing out loud. Therefore SMP is to replace LOL. And only to be used if you are in fact shitting your pants.
Over Text Message-
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming

Kathyrn: holy shit SMP

Kristie: Literally SMP
by Mollie Connelly August 02, 2009
Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."
"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"

girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"

"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"

"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."
by midgetgoggles March 02, 2008
SMP
Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.
I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.
by Anonymous February 04, 2003
SMP
opposite of PMS, commonly used when around women you dont want to offend.
guy 1: why is she yelling at you for no reason
guy #2: just a case of SMP...
by Rodband June 02, 2009
SMP
"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS
Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?
by wackocasper July 10, 2008
SMP
SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
SMP
SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
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