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A god like figure who helps others and is as close to perfection as a human being can get. Funloving, hell of a poker player, and a budding Bodybuilding and Curling FREEK !!!!!!
"The SHWRTZ is with you!" : Meaning You got it going on bro.

Screw Mike....I wanna be just like SHWRTZ.

You finished as a PACO...Maybe next time you will be the SHWRTZ.

If I could move my shvantz like the SHWRTZ i wouldn't be such a shmutz.
by SHERBS September 03, 2004

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