SHWRTZ

A god like figure who helps others and is as close to perfection as a human being can get. Funloving, hell of a poker player, and a budding Bodybuilding and Curling FREEK !!!!!!

"The SHWRTZ is with you!" : Meaning You got it going on bro.

Screw Mike....I wanna be just like SHWRTZ.

You finished as a PACO...Maybe next time you will be the SHWRTZ.

If I could move my shvantz like the SHWRTZ i wouldn't be such a shmutz.

SHWRTZ by SHERBS September 3, 2004

Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

Salvatore Shurtzverscins 

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”

Salvatore Shurtzverscins by Big jenk July 6, 2021

Tighten his shortz 

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

Tighten his shortz by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

shwitzer 

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

shwitzer by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

for shurtzle my nurtzle 

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

for shurtzle my nurtzle by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Shartz 

A shit packer (fag) who enjoys modern art, waltzing at the local gay stand (fag bar with no seats), also seemingly good chode whisperers.

Hey Gary look at that guy dancing in the art gallery.

Gary: Total Shartz!

Guy that isn't Gary: Fo Sho!

Shartz by Fishbucky June 8, 2009