sholts 

When you burp you say SHOLTS! And then get to hit someone

Person A: *burps*
Person A: SHOLTS
Person B: no no please don’t-
Person A: *hits person b*
Person B: ahh fuck

sholts by Hali Boom December 1, 2017

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Shots Fiyerd 

The best story ever created, by Lost Pause

"Hey, did you read Shots Fiyerd yet?"
"Yeah, and it was butiful

Shots Fiyerd by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016

Boss-shots 

Boss-shots
Is when you make important Decisions with power behind them.
Giving orders with muscle .

calling all the big shots.

I’m the big man; so I’m calling all the

boss-shots.

GiovanniDYMillyentei

Boss-shots by MillYentei DYSlick July 17, 2020

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

Big Shoots 

A Canadian term (Southern term, what bleeds into upstate Ny unintentionally...)for " Big shooter" or someone who is going too hard, too fast. Also see; someone who is clearly outmatched by your people's drinking capabilities, and/or intellectual prowess thus, reiterating the fact that they are indeed as low brow as you thought they were/are -no matter how long you have been friends... i.e. big shootsey wootsey

Don't get too wacky now Big Shoots, but If your porcupine is choking, give it the heimlich maneuver. -OR- Slow down big shoots, St. Patrick's day is tommorow...

Big Shoots by Uncle Treebeard January 20, 2017