Rusty Kebab Share definition Flag When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it. I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on. Rusty Kebab by lardasssundae June 27, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Rusty Kebab mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch