Russian Microwave 

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

Russian Microwave by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011

russian microwave 

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

russian microwave by Ralph May 13, 2005

russian microwave 

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.

son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!

russian microwave by dominic b November 6, 2008

Russian Microwave 

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

Russian Microwave by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008