Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

russian microwave

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.

son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!

by dominic b November 6, 2008