Rum
Nectar of the gods. Made from sugar. Makes you smarter, better at everything, makes others seem more attractive.
Rum is the most delicious alcohol known to the human population. It transcends race, ethnicity, sexuality, and intellect.
by Mango77 January 11, 2010
rum
An object, person or situation which is a bit odd, weird or strange.
"did you see the that guy's hair cut?" "Yeah, it's a bit rum ain't it!"
by Norfolk Gal October 11, 2008
rum
Nectar of the gods and preffered drink of pirates everywhere.
"Bro, Rum is the best alcoholic beverage, ever!"
by Kunat July 10, 2008
Rum
One of those fantastically ambiguous phrases from the north of England.
Rum can mean good or bad, dependant on context
That lad's a proper rum fucker! (That lads sound/ cool)
What a rum fucker! (What a bell end)
by Brother Numpsy November 22, 2005
Recto-Urethral Metamorphosis Syndrome

RUMS does not have to be the end of the world! It's only the spontaneous formation of an anomalous canal leading from the urinary bladder to the colon. There are various treatments and support groups available depending on how bad the piss coming out of your ass gets.

Various forms of anal neglect (ie. vigorous anal pounding, forgetting to wipe) are the impetus of the formation of a new aqueduct leading from the urinary tract to the puborectalis, a process known as anal fusion. No cure currently exists for RUMS. However, the following treatment options may relieve both you and your family of the grief, physical agony, and humiliation associated with anal drip:

• Anal scraping -- Use your physician-prescribed anal pen to remove any exterior lesions that may form around the sphincter. Make sure the blade is duly sharpened beforehand. Please use caution during this procedure, as intense scraping of the anal region may exacerbate the amount of piss coming from your ass.

• Rapid anal insertion (RAI)-- Insert the anal pen into your sphincter and leave it in place for 5 to 7 days. Repeat this process every 2 weeks until symptoms improve. Remove ONLY to defecate.

• Emergency Anal Sealant -- Apply a dime-size dollop of Dr. Thesinger's Quick Dry Anal Epoxy® around the sphincter whenever anal drip reaches a constant, painful stream. Do NOT apply ointment more than 5 times in 24 hours. Use as directed.

• Post-Anal Fusion Reconstructive Surgery (PAFRS): With the help of a break-through medical procedure known as PAFRS, doctors can successfully minimalize the daunting effects of RUMS. Once intensively tunneling into the sphincter with a laser-tipped anal pipette, doctors cauterize the aqueduct so as to divert all excess urine from the colon toward the urinary bladder; and away from the anus. This operation is reserved for patients with only the most severe cases of anal drip.

Consult your anal specialist for advice.

There's help!!
Counseling Hotlines:
1-800-244-6373
1-800-382-5277
RUMShelp@yahoo.com

For all your RUMS related needs!
There was this kid in my building who never wiped his ass. I heard he has RUMS now and can't stop pissing from his ass.
by Dr. Geraldo Thesinger, P.h. D March 30, 2009
Rum
An excellent liquor made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by-products, such as sugar cane juice or molasses.

There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.

Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.
Bacardi is the Wal-Mart/McDonald's of rum.
by dcrubin June 26, 2010
Rum
1. A vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2. When burned, it creates a signal over a thousands feet high. If the entire royal navy is out looking for you, there isn't the slightest chance that they won't see it.
Jack Sparrow: *Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum* No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
by It is JAMES March 18, 2012

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