Rule 79 

Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.

Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"

Rule 79 by Anonymous7143 March 27, 2009

Rule 79,5

Everyone,

Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention

Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.

Rule 79,5 by Gylpet February 27, 2026

Rule 796 

Every image macro or .gif you have, no matter how weird or obscure, will become relevant at some point. 796 spells "gif" by letter number in alphabet.

"This girl lives across the street and she acts like a cat everyday whilst her mother is yelling at her..."

"I actually never expected to use this" -image of an emo girl acting like a cat with text: "It's not just a phase! I'm a cat mom, just accept it."-

Hah, rule 796

Rule 796 by aliquis August 13, 2012

Rule 796 

Rule of pwn
Dominate

P1 I pwn you all
P2 Fuck off
P1 Rule 796

Rule 796 by wire4001 December 4, 2010