Rule 79

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Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.

Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"

Rule 79 by Anonymous7143 March 27, 2009

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Rule 79,5

Everyone,

Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention

Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.

Rule 79,5 by Gylpet February 27, 2026

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Rule 796

Every image macro or .gif you have, no matter how weird or obscure, will become relevant at some point. 796 spells "gif" by letter number in alphabet.

"This girl lives across the street and she acts like a cat everyday whilst her mother is yelling at her..."

"I actually never expected to use this" -image of an emo girl acting like a cat with text: "It's not just a phase! I'm a cat mom, just accept it."-

Hah, rule 796

Rule 796 by aliquis August 13, 2012

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Rule 796

Rule of pwn
Dominate

P1 I pwn you all
P2 Fuck off
P1 Rule 796

Rule 796 by wire4001 December 4, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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