Royal Icing 

An incredibly strong baking icing made with confectioners sugar and this off the wall stuff called meringue powder. You will see it on Gingerbread houses and all kinds of decorating of baked goods..but its also the cute kind of smooth crust on your guys mouth in the morning from when he has given you post coital orgasms which can only be called splendid and the crust stuff which was his hunka burnin hot semen is what I call Royal Icing..

" You know how romantic i get around Christmas?? well Jake and i were up making dozens of gingerbread men.. and of course that led to very good sex..well of course in the morning I found his mouth had an abundant amount of his Royal Icing on it....which was way sweeter then the cookies.Thank God he's not squeemish about going down on me even after fucking me into the new year..

Royal Icing by DaynaS February 18, 2008

Royal Icing 

A very good insult.

"Wow, you really gave him the royal icing!"

Royal Icing by Chepapa June 20, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012