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Robot Cock 

A cock that is genetically engineered to be perfect in all situations. Can always perform under pressure.
It was all up to the robot cock to finish the job when Scotts Mom walked into the bedroom and caught Scott Danely and his sister engaging in sex.
Robot Cock by Dick Foy November 13, 2006
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Robot cock 

Another name for a personalized vaporizer
Jack get that robot cock out of your mouth
Robot cock by BJ the Ripper September 26, 2017

A yacht with a cock sucking robot 

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

robo cock 

Named after the film "Robo Cop" about a robot that is empowered to act as a policeman and robotically goes after criminals.
A Robo Cock is a guy who thinks with his dick and is always trying to get a fuck. Will spend massive amounts of time, money, energy, getting someone into bed to the exclusion of all else and when the goal is achieved will move on to the next fuck.
Man it was funny at first when steve was getting girl after girl into bed but dammit man, he has turned into Robo Cock.
robo cock by stinkingcheesenob April 19, 2008

ROBO COCK SMOKER 

My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...
ROBO COCK SMOKER by Billyz May 28, 2023

Cock root 

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.
You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.
Cock root by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019

Bop em Cock em Robots 

A sexual act that involves two males having sex with a female orally and vaginally/anally at the same time in what is sometimes referred to as a spit roast. Whilst doing this both males attempt to punch each other in the face.
I had a threesome two guys and a girl.

dude, that's gay.

nah, we played bop em cock em robots, there's nothing gay about fighting.
Bop em Cock em Robots by brentles November 6, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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