Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

Romancing the Bone by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

romancing 

Laying down a blanket in a backyard and GETTING IT ON

Baby, we are in for some heavy romancing tonight.

romancing by Delaney's man June 3, 2016

robanging 

The term for when 2 or more ro-banger groups have a "gang war", usually in some game like The Streets or Criminality.

Sorry mom, can't answer the door right now, I'm in a robanging.

robanging by sparkjhd April 8, 2021

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

Romancing the turkey by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

Romancing the bone by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Romancing the Brown Stone 

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

Romancing the Brown Stone by SanG121 June 4, 2023

speedy romancing 

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

speedy romancing by powerball January 5, 2014