A boy who is good at pretending he cares. He'll sweep you off your feet with his words, and you'll get lost in his brown eyes and be amazed at how perfect he seems. Then out of the blue he will leave you hanging and replace you with someone else thats 'better'. :( If you ever come across a Robert, treat him perfectly and never let him go! He comes up as perfection, but truth is he's an asshole that'll just fuck you over and ask for another chance.
'did that guy just fuck her over twice, and ask for another chance?'

'yep, his name must be robert'
by nicola-caruana January 04, 2012
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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT.
by QTraider March 21, 2009
A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
Girl 1: I'm so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i'm the only girl in the world!

Girl 2: Ahh, you must have caught a Robert. You're so lucky!
by itsNobodyImportant November 23, 2010
The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.
What's not to love about Robert?
by reggiereg February 04, 2010
Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
Your dating robert?!

Lucky! Have fun in bed with him!
by Courtneyyyy35 January 19, 2012
a butt face
by under thunder December 10, 2013
ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.
by SAKURASAKU October 28, 2006
A lying asshole who will do nothing but use you for sex, and treat you like shit. Don't ever let yourself fall for a Robert, because if you do, you will soon see yourself crying all the time. "Robert"s don't care about anyone but themselves. They may say they love you, but after they are done with you, they will reveal who they really are, and show themselves as a doochebag who has no true feelings. "Robert"s tend to turn all of their friends into lying assholes too. Never talk to a Robert unless the conversation ends with you punching them in the face.
I HATE that Robert kid.
by TruthGirl July 24, 2012

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