A socially awkward boy, or a "goofy" kid. Usually stalks a particular person, and follows him or her into the bathroom. A Robert way ask you about what you are doing in an obvious situation.
Guy 1: You know that freak that followed you into the stall?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was a total Robert.
by Mr. Cybrody November 23, 2010

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One with a small penis and plays COD all day.
Dood, look at that kid robert, hes gay.
by ozzzlando February 07, 2010

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A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.

Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2

Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?

Jack: No you massive Robert!
by marmite lover October 04, 2009

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a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.
OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !
by Julia Fucking Rosario December 02, 2011

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a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.
girl 1: ohh look at that guy! hes so dreamy
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.
by crackisyummy91 September 25, 2010

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A boy who can be antisocial, will put his ps3 over his girlfriends. A roast dinner comes before anything, even the apocalypse. He is extremely tall, has a weird length of hair. He also has a rat tash who's mother is a control freak...
Dude 1: Yo dude what's going on with your tash?
Robert: Me ma lad
by Lydia David May 30, 2012

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Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.
Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.
by psilentrogue January 08, 2011

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