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jacob rotschild 

this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.

here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:

all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
jacob rotschild by coolmathman32 January 25, 2023

Wavy Danger Rotsch

Is an erotic rhythmic dance that makes the lambada look like a middle school gym class square dance. It is a preformed by ostensibly straight males that devolves into a hedonistic orgy of sensation seeking and escapism.
Duuuuuude, me and the bois did the Wavy Danger Rotsch last night and now holy water boils when go to mass and every orifice feels congested and raw.
i large young boy that eats hot chocolate mix anbd smokes doobies tons!!
i ate some hot chocolte mix and smoked a blunt.. i was roasch'in
roasch by :f l/edsfln January 17, 2007

ratschnapp 

They are a stranger things fan, with some merch and Florence by mills. She is also a Carrie Hope Fletcher, A Series of unfortunate events and Coraline fan. They are into, Nirvana, Calpurnia, Arctic Monkeys, Måneskin and Andrew loyd Webber fan and they want to be a Broadway and West end performer
ratschnapp is my favourite tiktoker.
ratschnapp by unknown Holman being September 17, 2021

rootschnoot

dude this makes me SO rootschnooted right now
rootschnoot by greattetile August 22, 2025

paul romatschke 

The sexiest man alive with the cutest accent. I would do anything for Paul’s attention. The biggest piece of eye candy on this side of the Mississippi.
Bro did you fail that test? Yeah I couldn’t focus with Paul Romatschke in the room.
paul romatschke by PaulsNo1Fan December 19, 2022