Ripkens 

A kickass high school teacher. Also very sarcastic...and sometimes says things that completely embarrass himself.

Man, Ripkens is a kickass teacher.

Ripkens by somethingfunny. November 2, 2008

Calf Ripken Jr 

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

Calf Ripken Jr by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011

Fat Cal Ripken 

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

Fat Cal Ripken by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

RICKENSI 

A beautiful, intelligent, determined person, she is always there for friends and family. She wants to please everyone which sometimes she regrets trying. Focused on her goals and won’t give up!

Rickensi is a kind soul.

RICKENSI by _rick April 26, 2021

Crusty Ripken 

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.

Crusty Ripken by Bensonscock December 22, 2010

Ripken 

A Ripken is a Blumpkin, getting a blowjob while taking a shit, followed by a Rimjob, where your butthole gets licked out. Make sure that the Rimjob came after the Blumpkin. Otherwise it's not a true Ripken.

This move was in fact invented by baseball player Cal Ripken.

Dude I totally got a Ripken from this chick last night, it was intense and she even cleaned up.

TALT Trip 2 traded Ripkens all night during their group solo!

Ripken by Trip two July 30, 2011

Ripken 

1.A guy with strong arms and is usually really muscular without using steroids
2.A really hard slap in the face for being perverted.
3.A sporty person who is like a brother to me and desired by all girls.

1.Brianna-Ehmagawsh, that guy is such a ripken!
Megan-Do you think it's steriods?
Brianna-No way, he's totally a real ripken!
2.Timmy-Nice pair you got there.
Lisa-Shut up. im soo gonna give you a ripken!
3.Mandi-Look at Ripken! I so heart him!

Ripken by MassieGurl19 May 21, 2008