Mediumdave22's definitions
A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.
Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
Get the White Receivermug. Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011
Get the Calf Ripken Jrmug. When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011
Get the Conshitteratemug. "Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
Get the Pawtisticmug. When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.
by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011
Get the Whack Up Planmug. Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011
Get the Colon El Sandersmug. A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011
Get the whack shackmug.