Definitions by Mediumdave22

skankle tattoo 

A sleazy woman's lower leg or ankle tattoo, usually of a rose, barbed wire, panther, or butterfly.

Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.

skankle tattoo by Mediumdave22 October 13, 2011

Whack Up Plan 

When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.

We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.

Whack Up Plan by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011

White End 

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.

Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...

White End by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011

Pawtistic 

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

White Receiver 

A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.

Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!

White Receiver by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

White Open 

The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch

They should throw the ball to Johnny more, he is always white open!

White Open by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

Colon El Sanders 

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

Colon El Sanders by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011