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Think Jalex is cute or merrikat is cute?
Well you ain't seen nothing yet!
Rilex is the 'love' between a certain cutiepie Mr Rian Dawson, and the heart wrenchingly attractive Mr Alex Gaskarth.
Their love is not on the same level as Jalex, these two are percieved more as 'husbands' sharing looks, and inside jokes, as well as craving the physical warmth of each other.
Friend 'I'm going to an ATL concert tonight, I'm hoping for a lot of jalex action!'
Friend 2 'oh jalex? were over that! Rilex is where it's at! I ship it soooo much!
Rilex by MrsATL December 7, 2011
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describes lazy individuals who don't have a personality and are always trying to impress others with deception and lies
I thought this dude was cool, turns out he was just a rilex though
Rilex by Mohany January 31, 2025
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Ben Wyatt: "What's the point of that?"

Tom Haverford: "To have it, which he does!?"

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Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.
Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."
Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009