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Retardree 

A FUCKING RETARD WHO SUCKS ASS AND MAKES CASH
Retardree is a person who eats fish cooch and suck my ass
Retardree by Mememe silly sucker January 5, 2021

Retardepes 

A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.
"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."
Retardepes by RedHeadedStepChild October 23, 2008

retardeeze 

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.
Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.
retardeeze by muchosucko June 26, 2008

retardee 

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.
(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.
retardee by with boobs September 11, 2013

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026