Republican Handshake

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noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.

Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.

Republican Handshake by myowncompass October 8, 2016

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Republican Handshake

When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff

I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!

Republican Handshake by TitanRob February 11, 2022

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Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.

The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.

Republican Handshake by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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