Get yourself a cheap ass beer. PBR is the norm around these parts, but any will do. Add some olives. Voila, you've got a Reno Martini. Sometimes also called a Sun Valley Martini by people who delude themselves into thinking the city of Reno itself is any better than Sun Valley. . .laughable, at best.
You: I'll take a Reno Martini, please.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
by Reno's Finest August 5, 2011