Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.

They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.

They are best avoided.

"Wow, Reiner is one creepy fuck. He is going to have to get a maid-order bride if he ever wants to get laid."

Reiner by Judy at Albertsons November 22, 2013

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Reiner

Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.

You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.

You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.

But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.

You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.

"Reiner is one sad, little man."

Reiner by Tina from T-Street November 10, 2013

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