The best invention in the world, followed by root beer and poptarts.
Me-Mother, can i have ramen?
Mother-It's bad for you
Me-But it's good for the soul!
Mother-*sigh* i dont care
*no one can ignore the power of ramen*
by Gerard's Prison Mate August 27, 2005
A college student's staple food. You had Maruchan ramen packets and a heating pad to cook it with. Unfortunately, you left the pad on while you were gone and it burned down your dormitory.
I'm sorry I burned down the dorm, killing 5 people inside! I just wanted ramen!
by Keussie November 27, 2005
the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my tounge
Person:my ramen is done ^_^

other person: wait for it to cool dick nut

person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE!!
by PIE!!!1 September 03, 2006
A very funny female that will always keep you entertained. Raman's love to talk and look out for the people they care for. Raman's enjoy teaching perverse words to foreign kids. They enjoy randomness, specifically in the form of roadtrips.
That girl must be a Raman! Listen to the words she is teaching to that Italian foreign exchange student. "Skeet skeet"
by Cjs1976 February 11, 2009
1. A unit of monetary exchange in common use among Performing Arts students. Equal to USD .21 or 21 US cents, the average cost of a block of Ramen noodles, the dietary staple of these students. The cost of anything in Ramens (R) divided 3 (or 2, as the case may be) is the number of days they would have to go without food to afford it. This is immensely helpful in making purchase decisions.

2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:

1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
1. "Jay-zoo, that used book on Labanotation costs 48 Ramen (48R). That's a month and a half without food. But I gotta have it. I can live off my fat..."
by Willothewisp November 11, 2005
10% noodles 90% love
ramen is 10% noodles 90% love
by Opsadophalies April 10, 2008
1.) A brick of noodles to which you can add a packet of seasoning. Often eaten by poor college students in order to save money for alchohol.

2.) One of four Demosthean terms of "otherness" taken from nordic phrases. Ramen refers to an extraterrestrial from another species that could be considered one of yout own. One that you would have peaceful relations with.
1.) Will had to eat Ramen noodles for a week to save up for a case of Bud Light.

2.) The Pequhinos, not wanting that they should ever harm a human being, wished to be considered Ramen.
by Ender Wiggin September 01, 2004

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