2: verb - to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.
3: inter. - to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.
note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one's leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).
"yeah, i was pretty SALT about it, but then i remembered that those bums always lose."
2: "robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season."
"yeah, he really knows how to SALT everything up."
3: "someone finished off the last of the pizza."
"SALT, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?"
2. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).
CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP