RAGLAN
"A Raglan" is derogatory colloquial word used to describe a teenage, or young adult from the New Zealand town of Raglan.
Unsurprisingly, Raglan is has the highest count of Hilux's per head of Capita.
Raglans are easily identified when travelling in their Hilux, which is usually slow, dented and white and should have been scrapped in 1994 when it ran out of oil, but for some reason you can't kill a Hilux. That makes a Hilux more attractive to a Raglan than their cousins, which is a unique identifier when comparing to "Red-necks" or "Bogans" who are also usually slow and white and dented. Another key identifier is the tip of a surf board protruding from the corner of the tray - which also doubles as a weapon against innocent pedestrians in a beach carpark.
In the wild a Raglan can be identified by many signs including missing teeth, a mullet hair cut, a tramp stamp tattoo and one pink "drivers" arm. They smile a lot and have a mating call that sounds similar to the words "sweet-as", though experts are still undecided on the spelling due to the strong accent.
Warning: If you see a Raglan, please do not approach. Thy are known to be dangerous and throw uppercuts and head butts without warning, all while displaying their signature smile and sounding their mating call, which is very misleading and may allow them to get close to a victim.
Unsurprisingly, Raglan is has the highest count of Hilux's per head of Capita.
Raglans are easily identified when travelling in their Hilux, which is usually slow, dented and white and should have been scrapped in 1994 when it ran out of oil, but for some reason you can't kill a Hilux. That makes a Hilux more attractive to a Raglan than their cousins, which is a unique identifier when comparing to "Red-necks" or "Bogans" who are also usually slow and white and dented. Another key identifier is the tip of a surf board protruding from the corner of the tray - which also doubles as a weapon against innocent pedestrians in a beach carpark.
In the wild a Raglan can be identified by many signs including missing teeth, a mullet hair cut, a tramp stamp tattoo and one pink "drivers" arm. They smile a lot and have a mating call that sounds similar to the words "sweet-as", though experts are still undecided on the spelling due to the strong accent.
Warning: If you see a Raglan, please do not approach. Thy are known to be dangerous and throw uppercuts and head butts without warning, all while displaying their signature smile and sounding their mating call, which is very misleading and may allow them to get close to a victim.
"Say away from that Hilux over there, it's bound to have a couple of Raglan's nearby".
What is that smokey POS holding up traffic ahead? Oh it's just a Raglan, Don't make eye contact kids"
"You are such a Raglan!" "sweet-as" "Crack"
What is that smokey POS holding up traffic ahead? Oh it's just a Raglan, Don't make eye contact kids"
"You are such a Raglan!" "sweet-as" "Crack"
RAGLAN by jackdenials March 21, 2022
