a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves
by Disgruntled_in_SJ March 17, 2011
some d-bag who is certain that he or she can make better decisions than the coaches or players while watching a competitive sport on television.
Watching football with Porter is a drag because he's an insufferable armchair quarterback; he doesn't know jack-shit about sports.
by Clydetheglyde July 18, 2008
the kind of pussy that's huge, with overlaying gunt, the lips are covered in a woolish sorta hairy substance, and smells like pure dirty sweat, and has a clitoris the size of bulls dick.
holy shit, that chick quarterback pussy, dudes, that cunt's leathal stay away!!
yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it
yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it
by smoother than silk August 26, 2009
This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."
by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009
When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.
Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.
by Lazylounger October 29, 2008
(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.
by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006
The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.
Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!
Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!
Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!
by notoriouskimmerz June 25, 2009