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1. D-bag
Short for douchebag, a person that sucks ass
"My landlord cut off my heat and electricity because me rent was one day late." "Fuckin d-bag"
by Yo Mamma Jun 5, 2003 share this
2. d-bag
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"
3. D-bag
The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag
Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag
4. D-bag
anyone who likes the band fall out boy, drives a hummer, or eats pasta with a spoon.
"Man that guy is such a d-bag"

"well he is driving a hummer"

"ahh go figure."
5. d-bag
When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant

In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"

A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"

A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
6. d-bag
A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!
When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!
7. D-bag
Very arrogant, self absorbed, ignorant, virginal
omfg That guy frank is a total d-bag, he's so full of himself.
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