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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bathroom was so filthy I had to quarterback it!
by C-Mor-Buttz March 07, 2003
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1.n In a public toilet, hovering over the toilet seat so your ass doesn't have to touch the seat
2.v To plan
3. n Essentially the leader of a football team who throws the ball and calls the plays
1. Man that toilet was so fucking nasty I had to quarterback it
2. Shit man, we need to quarterback our night or else we're gonna be stuck here at home.
3. Man Donovan McNabb let us Eagles fans down in the superbowl. Fuck that quarterback
by Devin Mirchi November 12, 2005
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rob: Hey you know steve?
bill: steve who?
rob: steve, the quarterback. he's boning tiffany right now as we speak
bill: tiffany?
rob: yeah... you know, tiffany, the cheerleader
bill: who?
rob: ah screw you.
by The Black Jack November 23, 2006
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to manage, lead, or direct someone or something
He's going to quarterback the campaign for re-election.
by Light Joker April 02, 2007
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1. The position in football that puts his hands up the centers ass before he hikes the ball
2. A refund from the payphone.
1. That quarterback sucks. Get him outta here!!
2. Hey!! I got a quarterback!!
by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003
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A white person of American origin. Originally all quarterback where white, back when football originated. Doug Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most super bowl winning quarterbacks are played by a white person.
Bart Starr was first white quarterback to win the first Super Bowl for the Green Bay Packers

Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most Super Bowls winning quarterbacks are white

Hey Quarterback get your butt back in the game.

Can a quarterback get some help around here or what.
by Equal crack April 05, 2016
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Verb
another term form of the verb "to plan"
Yo shutup!!! Let me quarterback this thing.
by red21dragon February 03, 2005
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