What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.

Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.

Quantoretta by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Related Words

Quantomed • QUANTosexual • QUANTUMENDO • quaintometer • Quangoed • quantized • Quantodestinomical • Quantominous • Quantom Louis Theory • Quantom Nut

Quangoed

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.

Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!

Quangoed by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009

Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

Quantoretto by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

Quantom Louis Theory by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.

What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous

Quantominous by Samuel887 February 4, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026