The act of non-casual
sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple
dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal
sex with your loved ones. Since the
dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it
will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo
will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family
will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week
will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
