Pussturd
Pussturd by Mr. and Mrs. Alan Clifton November 6, 2004
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Pusstard
A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013
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PussTard
Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?
Grandma: Hell No!
Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!
Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)
Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
Grandma: Hell No!
Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!
Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)
Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
PussTard by AlexBiznurkett!! June 15, 2009
Pussyturds
When a girl whips her self and the the wetness of her pussy makes the tissue stick turning it into pussyturds
Pussyturds by DøñTrîîpy September 24, 2015
Pussturepedic
Adjective
1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.
2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.
2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
Pussturepedic by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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