Pussturd 

A yeast infected vaginal blood fart.

Phylicia: "Get off my back!"
Alan: "Maybe I will, you pussturd!"

Pussturd by Mr. and Mrs. Alan Clifton November 6, 2004

Pusstard 

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

Pussturbin'

This is what you would consider a cat latching onto you or someone's face.

Dave: "AHHHH!"
Cat latches onto Dave's face.
Scott: "Yo, dude! You just got a fucking pussturbin'."

Pussturbin' by MatSB September 2, 2013

PussTard 

One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!

Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?

Grandma: Hell No!

Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!

Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)

Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!

PussTard by AlexBiznurkett!! June 15, 2009

Pusstard 

A learning disabled person that is one half pussy and one half wuss.

She is a pusstard, she wouldn't go out last night because she was still hungover, what a dinges.

Pusstard by Ask-Q November 6, 2010

Pussyturds

When a girl whips her self and the the wetness of her pussy makes the tissue stick turning it into pussyturds

Girl Wud? Nun trying to get my pussyturds out my pussy

Pussyturds by DøñTrîîpy September 24, 2015

Pussturepedic 

Adjective

1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.

2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.

"Chubby or worn out vaginas are much more pussturepedic."

Pussturepedic by billebllunt December 11, 2013